Ok – Survivor is KNOWN for their remote locations, and they typically do not start them off in a posh, stocked hotel room.  So, when will these people who sign up for this start doing their homework before they’re shipped off to the middle of nowhere?  Why WOULDN’T you learn how to do this stuff – like what you should do when you GET THERE.  Hmmm – Fire? Check.  Water? Check.  These new survivors are all the same, though.  Then they complain about the one guy who does have a clue.  Oy!

So yeah, Ace is annoying – but at least he’s got a clue. Of course, people will grow tired of his sense of entitlement pretty quickly.  I can’t see him going too far.

Michelle, whining about the cold.  Complaining about how stupid her tribe is. Yah, that’ll get you voted most likely to get your ass dumped.  You know you’re going on Survivor.  It is ALWAYS rainy wherever they shoot.  Wear some CLOTHES, people.

Immunity challenge pretty funny – Jeff reminding the players that this is a million dollar game, not a playground. LOL  He must get annoyed with these guys too.

Fang tribe needs a clue.  Kota tribe kicked serious ass.  Who’s going home first?  I’d bet on Gillian, but it was Michelle to go – negativity will bite ya in the butt every time.

The drama of the Fang tribe trying to find their way through setting their camp up, GC stepping up to take charge, and then giving it up – it’s stupid stuff like that that makes me not want to watch. I have enough childish crap in my own house.

In years past, the tribes that took control early on and continued to trounce the other tribe got old. In just this first 2 hours, they’ve won FOUR challenges.

As an aside? Who wears a freakin SKIRT to go on Survivor?  A SKIRT?

The new change for Exile “island” – not an island anymore. Interesting choice – you get a clue or an item of comfort.  So Dan takes the clue, and then couldn’t figure it out.

The second tribal counsel was obvious – they were gonna get rid of Gillian because of her age and lack of physical abilities.  But that woman applied 15 TIMES to be on Survivor – that shows alot of spunk!